The Rogue Nation of The Grand Pirate Confederacy is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 587 million Pirates are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Grand Pirate Confederacyian economy, worth 22.2 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 37,756 golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals are thrown to the parrots to repay their debt to society, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea, the election for Leader's office's janitor is heating up, and international tensions are high as The Grand Pirate Confederacy threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Grand Pirate Confederacy's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Grand Pirate Confederacy is ranked 118,223^rd in the world and 3^rd in Defense League of Militant Convents for Most Pacifist, with 73.86 cheeks turned per day.