The The blue wisdom of The God of Hmmm is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.262 billion God of Hmmmians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The God of Hmmmian economy, worth 198 trillion lire a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 27,347 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The God of Hmmm's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The God of Hmmm is ranked 152,799^th in the world and 6,981^st in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.79 law-abiding acts per hour.