by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Valuable International Artwork: 433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,404thLargest Retail Industry: 1,809th
The Lucky Christmas Cheese of
Capitalizt
What's the motto? Don't just do something, stand there!
Influence
Dominator
Founder / Retired WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Finntopian Empire

Population5.357 billion

CapitalHeisenburg
LeaderHeisenberg
FaithRobe-ism

CurrencyGold
AnimalPenguin

The Lucky Christmas Cheese of The Finntopian Empire is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Heisenberg with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 5.357 billion Finntopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heisenburg. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Finntopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,225 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 228,818 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens wouldn't recognise Heisenberg if they passed one another on the street, a The Finntopian Region of DOOM Tourist Association survey has rated The Finntopian Empire #1 for number twos, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Finntopian Empire's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robe-ism.

The Finntopian Empire is ranked 8,363rd in the world and 1st in The Finntopian Region of DOOM for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,894.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Top
1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,404thLargest Retail Industry: 1,809thMost Inclusive: 1,897thHighest Crime Rates: 1,942ndRudest Citizens: 2,182ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,205thTop
5%
Highest Food Quality: 3,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,210thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,910thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,935thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,960thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,148thHighest Average Incomes: 5,298thMost Cultured: 5,492ndNicest Citizens: 5,530thLargest Black Market: 5,575thSmartest Citizens: 5,790thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,113thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,662ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,363rdMost Armed: 9,691stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,966thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,345thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,580thMost Developed: 10,938thNudest: 11,716thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 15,720thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,537thMost Influential: 16,692ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,113thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,160thHighest Economic Output: 17,967thMost Secular: 18,068thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,492ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,823rdHighest Drug Use: 23,249thLargest Gambling Industry: 24,740thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30,160th
Top
5%
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

Report