The Democratic Republic of The Europians is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sovereign Eragon with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.03 billion Europians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Endūra. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europian economy, worth 417 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,656 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, angry men scowl at each other across chess boards, and Sovereign Eragon is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Europians's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Europians is ranked 189,052^nd in the world and 963^rd in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 888.57 on the Hickory Productivity Index.