The United Socialist Kingdoms of The Error Onion is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Supreme Union Emporer with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.985 billion Error Onionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto Onion. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Error Onionian economy, worth 149 trillion Onions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 50,079 Onions, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, the nation leads Reqau and Salasia in per capita stalking, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers, and the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Error Onion's national animal is the Onion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Error Onion is ranked 53,948^th in the world and 4^th in Reqau and Salasia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.13 law-abiding acts per hour.