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The Dourian Embassy was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 140
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 518thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 829thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 915th
The Benevolent Dictatorship of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Do unto others
Treize Dreizehn
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Dourian Embassy

Population14.479 billion

CapitalDouria
LeaderTreize Dreizehn
FaithThe Holy Thirteen

Currencydollar
Animalraven

The Benevolent Dictatorship of The Dourian Embassy is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Treize Dreizehn with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.479 billion Dourians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Douria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dourian economy, worth a remarkable 4,692 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 324,057 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, blood stains the floors of the execution room and the hands of the state, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags. Crime is totally unknown. The Dourian Embassy's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Thirteen.

The Dourian Embassy is ranked 259,581st in the world and 7,090th in Balder for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.36 bananas ingested per day.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 518thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 829thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 915thFattest Citizens: 990thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,049thLargest Black Market: 1,532ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,839thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,845thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,884thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,156thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,416thMost Avoided: 2,428thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,521stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,731stHighest Economic Output: 2,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,701stLargest Mining Sector: 3,926thMost Efficient Economies: 4,035thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,493rdLargest Retail Industry: 4,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,773rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,368thLargest Governments: 6,509thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,140thSmartest Citizens: 7,821stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,109thMost Armed: 9,841stMost Cultured: 9,967thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,463rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,004thMost Inclusive: 15,391stMost Patriotic: 15,593rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,039thMost Secular: 17,669thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,468thLargest Populations: 20,831stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,018thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,807thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,580th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionMost Avoided: 113th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 153rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 172nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 212th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 223rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 287th in the regionLargest Governments: 292nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 337th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 409th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 416th in the regionMost Armed: 418th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 472nd in the regionLargest Populations: 483rd in the regionNudest: 507th in the regionMost Cultured: 508th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 532nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 542nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 658th in the region

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