The United Kingdom of The Dominion of the Holy Asmorian Empire is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 362 million Imperial Asmorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Canterlot-Imperial Capitol District. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The thriving Asmorian economy, worth 31.0 trillion Imperial State Gold-Silver Coinages a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,766 Imperial State Gold-Silver Coinages, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them, governments opposing The Dominion of the Holy Asmorian Empire are beset by rebels, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Dominion of the Holy Asmorian Empire's national animal is the Imperial Saimese Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Dominion of the Holy Asmorian Empire is ranked 84,193^rd in the world and 7^th in The Holy Dominion of the Asmorian Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.89 law-abiding acts per hour.