Population | 1.341 billion |
Capital | Elvion |
Leader | Klaus I |
Currency | Dallia |
Animal | Wolf |
The Kingdom of The Dale Snatfoxy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus I with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.341 billion Dales have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elvion. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dalian economy, worth 172 trillion Dallias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,553 Dallias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and a video of Klaus I wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dale Snatfoxy's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Dale Snatfoxy is ranked 139,916th in the world and 125th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Conservative, scoring 56.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, a video of Klaus I wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
- : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.