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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,728th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Freedom, Wisdom, Equality
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Dale Snatfoxy

Population1.341 billion

CapitalElvion
LeaderKlaus I

CurrencyDallia
AnimalWolf

The Kingdom of The Dale Snatfoxy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Klaus I with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.341 billion Dales have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elvion. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dalian economy, worth 172 trillion Dallias a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,553 Dallias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and a video of Klaus I wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dale Snatfoxy's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Dale Snatfoxy is ranked 139,916th in the world and 125th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Conservative, scoring 56.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,176thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,728thNicest Citizens: 8,898thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,463rdMost Cultured: 12,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,126thMost Developed: 12,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,544thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,795thHighest Food Quality: 14,100thSmartest Citizens: 14,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,032ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,205thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,224thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,113thMost Secular: 17,050thMost Pacifist: 17,313thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,748thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,835thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,202ndBest Weather: 26,053rdMost Inclusive: 27,439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,699thLowest Crime Rates: 29,015th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, a video of Klaus I wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dale Snatfoxy, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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