The Northern Dackian Colony of The Dackians is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Santiago with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 913 million Dackians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dackburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The thriving Dackiansian economy, worth 79.9 trillion Golden Thingies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 87,542 Golden Thingies, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Santiago can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and the state is footing the bill for billionaires' lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. The Dackians's national animal is the duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Dackians is ranked 246,950^th in the world and 44^th in MHBs New Earth for Largest Populations, with 913 million capita.