The United Kingdom of The Crazy Peoples is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 233 million Crazy Peoplesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Crazy Peoplesian economy, worth 10.6 trillion insanities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,290 insanities, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation, and incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. The Crazy Peoples's national animal is the slenderman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Crazy Peoples is ranked 47,911^th in the world and 2,743^rd in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.96 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.