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The Crags of Tel-naeir

Population6.322 billion

Faith🔯 Atheism

Currency📀 scale
Animal🌿 drogon

The Slightly Airborne Land of The Crags of Tel-naeir is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Oromis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.322 billion Tel'naeirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceunon. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tel'naeirian economy, worth 610 trillion 📀 scales a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,615 📀 scales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, for 25 📀 scales tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy, Oromis always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Crags of Tel-naeir's national animal is the 🌿 drogon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🔯 Atheism.

The Crags of Tel-naeir is ranked 217,299th in the world and 16th in The United States of Greater BlatterLand for Most Primitive, scoring -318.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,976thMost Pacifist: 4,242ndBest Weather: 4,437thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,193rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,205thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,999thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,735thSafest: 7,884thNicest Citizens: 8,053rdMost Developed: 8,213thHealthiest Citizens: 8,575thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,991stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,277thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,611thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,026thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,642ndSmartest Citizens: 11,866thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,597thLowest Crime Rates: 13,008thHighest Food Quality: 13,330thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,883rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,064thMost Devout: 15,432ndMost Inclusive: 16,488thMost Cultured: 18,355thLargest Governments: 18,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,903rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,134th
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

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