The Kingdom of The Common Kingdom is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cabo Da Common with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.797 billion Common Folks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Commoneiro. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Common Kingdomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,294 trillion candy canes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 190,490 candy canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes the property of the recently deceased, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in The Common Kingdom, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Cabo Da Common is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Common Kingdom's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cabe De Meh.

The Common Kingdom is ranked 175,939^th in the world and 22^nd in The Empires And Republics Of Power for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,613.49 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.