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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,157thNudest: 2,833rdMost Influential: 3,262nd
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Weed, Donut, Snow !
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Cold Northern North

Population565 million

CapitalWinterHell

CurrencyNorthern Dollar
AnimalGolden Goat

The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 565 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 64.2 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,633 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Cold Northern North is ranked 19,307th in the world and 1,089th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 158 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,157thTop
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Nudest: 2,833rdMost Influential: 3,262ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,860thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,801stLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,439thMost Authoritarian: 9,676thLowest Crime Rates: 10,042ndMost Secular: 10,188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,490thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,677thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,740thTop
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Largest Governments: 13,750thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,981stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,049thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,075thHealthiest Citizens: 15,128thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,415thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,019thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,322ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,538thSafest: 18,447thBest Weather: 19,307thSmartest Citizens: 19,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,954thMost Developed: 20,489thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,676thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,999thMost Inclusive: 22,532ndHighest Poor Incomes: 22,543rdMost Cultured: 22,933rd
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Nudest: 74th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 296th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 348th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 410th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 455th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 518th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 520th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 539th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 551st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 646th in the regionLargest Governments: 693rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 747th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 783rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 816th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 835th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 855th in the regionMost Extreme: 859th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 864th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 875th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 882nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 886th in the region

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