The Christian Democratic Union
Population | 973 million |
Capital | Vaticano |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | lion |
The Republic of The Christian Democratic Union is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, fear of technology, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 973 million Christian Democratic Unionians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vaticano. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Christian Democratic Unionian economy, worth 64.6 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,392 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on The Christian Democratic Union, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Christian Democratic Union's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Christian Democratic Union is ranked 83,958th in the world and 7th in United Confederation of Planets for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,129.23 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Christian Democratic Union, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
- : Following new legislation in The Christian Democratic Union, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
- : Following new legislation in The Christian Democratic Union, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on The Christian Democratic Union.
- : Following new legislation in The Christian Democratic Union, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens.
- : The Christian Democratic Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Christian Democratic Union, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
- : Following new legislation in The Christian Democratic Union, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.
- : The Christian Democratic Union's influence in United Confederation of Planets rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in The Christian Democratic Union, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
- : Following new legislation in The Christian Democratic Union, the arms industry has been shut down in a surge of pacifism.