The Bolivian Socialist Falange
Population | 7.109 billion |
Capital | La Paz |
Leader | Presidente Klaus Altmann |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Boliviano |
Animal | llama |
The National Dictatorship of The Bolivian Socialist Falange is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Presidente Klaus Altmann with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.109 billion Bolivians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Paz. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bolivian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion Bolivianoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 160,092 Bolivianoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Presidente Klaus Altmann has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, and the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bolivian Socialist Falange's national animal is the llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.
The Bolivian Socialist Falange is ranked 41,956th in the world and 2nd in United Fascist Workers Association for Most Stationary, with 1,052.12013914268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Bolivian Socialist Falange was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : The Bolivian Socialist Falange voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in The Bolivian Socialist Falange, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
- : Following new legislation in The Bolivian Socialist Falange, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Following new legislation in The Bolivian Socialist Falange, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Following new legislation in The Bolivian Socialist Falange, Presidente Klaus Altmann has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
- : Following new legislation in The Bolivian Socialist Falange, the nation leads United Fascist Workers Association in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in The Bolivian Socialist Falange, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
- : Following new legislation in The Bolivian Socialist Falange, nano-llamas are the current fad sweeping the nation.
- : The Bolivian Socialist Falange voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".