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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,890thFattest Citizens: 3,745thMost Armed: 4,348th
The Adrift Trash Island of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Green things and salivations, all!
Daniel Boggers
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Boggest Place on Earth

Population2.157 billion

CapitalThe Gaming Corner
LeaderDaniel Boggers
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyRobuck
AnimalHoward the Duck

The Adrift Trash Island of The Boggest Place on Earth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel Boggers with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.157 billion Bogowomps are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gaming Corner. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bogowompalian economy, worth 380 trillion Robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,486 Robucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Postpartum parents weep when doctors congratulate them on their beautiful baby girls, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Boggest Place on Earth's national animal is the Howard the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

The Boggest Place on Earth is ranked 330,540th in the world and 89th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,890thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 3,745thMost Armed: 4,348thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,496thMost Avoided: 5,944thNudest: 6,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,921stMost Patriotic: 7,180thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,408thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,587thRudest Citizens: 9,910thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,082ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,459thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,145thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,178thMost Devout: 15,375thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,974thHighest Average Incomes: 16,234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,956thLargest Black Market: 17,214thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 20,444thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,190thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,173rdLargest Retail Industry: 22,990thMost Cultured: 25,255thLargest Agricultural Sector: 26,976thMost Ignorant Citizens: 30,043rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30,796thHighest Poor Incomes: 32,888th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the region

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