Population | 2.157 billion |
Capital | The Gaming Corner |
Leader | Daniel Boggers |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Robuck |
Animal | Howard the Duck |
The Adrift Trash Island of The Boggest Place on Earth is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel Boggers with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.157 billion Bogowomps are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Gaming Corner. The average income tax rate is 52.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Bogowompalian economy, worth 380 trillion Robucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 176,486 Robucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.
Postpartum parents weep when doctors congratulate them on their beautiful baby girls, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government, and convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Boggest Place on Earth's national animal is the Howard the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
The Boggest Place on Earth is ranked 330,540th in the world and 89th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Boggest Place on Earth published "the many faces of tbpoe (super hyper ultra wip for now)" (Factbook: Overview).
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The Boggest Place on Earth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
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The Boggest Place on Earth's influence in The Bar on the corner of every region rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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The Boggest Place on Earth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
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The Boggest Place on Earth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
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The Boggest Place on Earth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
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The Boggest Place on Earth, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
- : Following new legislation in
The Boggest Place on Earth, nobody ever seems to enter or leave the armour-plated flying castle that serves as the seat of government.
- : Following new legislation in
The Boggest Place on Earth, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in
The Boggest Place on Earth, postpartum parents weep when doctors congratulate them on their beautiful baby girls.