The Republic of The Australia Government is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.333 billion Australia Governmentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.7%.
The all-consuming Australia Governmentian economy, worth 319 trillion AUDS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,902 AUDS, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Australia Government's national animal is the Kangaroo or Emu Thing, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
The Australia Government is ranked 166,767th in the world and 499th in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Populations, with 3.33 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Australia Government, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
- : Following new legislation in The Australia Government, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in The Australia Government, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in The Australia Government, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in The Australia Government, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
- : The Australia Government was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in The Australia Government, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet.
- : Following new legislation in The Australia Government, The Australia Government City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
- : Following new legislation in The Australia Government, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in The Australia Government, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
