The Federated Imperial Regime of The Auglands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Empress Augezillia Styrczula Ⅰ with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ritual sacrifices, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.868 billion Augsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augezillia Vischhion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Augsian economy, worth 307 trillion Aucks a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,797 Aucks, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Supreme Empress Augezillia Styrczula Ⅰ's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, atheists are heavily taxed, and you can be fired for dyeing grey hairs. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Auglands's national animal is the Red Fire Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Augsian Orthodoxy.

The Auglands is ranked 309,027^th in the world and 217^th in Zickton for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.35 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.