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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 37th
The Social Darwinist Imperium of
Psychotic Dictatorship
What Crota began, I complete. My will... conquers all!
Oryx the Taken King
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Ascendant Hive

Population16.925 billion

CapitalAscendant Dreadnaught
LeaderOryx the Taken King
Faiththe Sword-Logic

CurrencyAscendant Rune
AnimalAscendant Worm

The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant Hive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Oryx the Taken King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.925 billion Ascendant Spawn are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ascendant Dreadnaught. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ascendant Brood economy, worth an astonishing 15,130 trillion Ascendant Runes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 893,955 Ascendant Runes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Ascendant Worm Sea, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Ascendant Hive's national animal is the Ascendant Worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Sword-Logic.

The Ascendant Hive is ranked 135th in the world and 8th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 189.37 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30thHighest Average Incomes: 37thLargest Information Technology Sector: 45thHighest Poor Incomes: 52ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 59thMost Corrupt Governments: 69thLargest Agricultural Sector: 79thLargest Black Market: 86thLargest Insurance Industry: 90thLargest Mining Sector: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 111thMost Patriotic: 135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 163rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 165thMost Devout: 210thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 231stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 240thMost Armed: 259thLowest Crime Rates: 261stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 302ndLargest Governments: 331stMost Efficient Economies: 336thHighest Economic Output: 360thFattest Citizens: 408thMost Avoided: 606thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 675thSmartest Citizens: 730thMost Subsidized Industry: 800thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 800thLargest Retail Industry: 813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,171stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,612thRudest Citizens: 2,081stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,238thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,643rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,252ndTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,199thMost Authoritarian: 9,172ndMost Conservative: 10,345thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,233rdNudest: 16,734thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,491stLargest Populations: 25,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,286thMost Influential: 29,604th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionNudest: 109th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 169th in the regionMost Conservative: 172nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 179th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 260th in the regionMost Stationary: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 351st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, game show contestants scramble to fish trash out of the South Ascendant Worm Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, Ascendant Spawn are wondering where have all the flowers gone.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, The Ascendant Hive isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in The Ascendant Hive, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.

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