The Free Land of The AnCap Pirate Utopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marshall D Teach with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.788 billion AnCap Pirate Utopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Libertalia. The average income tax rate is 32.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AnCap Pirate Utopian economy, worth 252 trillion Doubloons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 140,955 Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New Libertalia's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, war vets look after war animals, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The AnCap Pirate Utopia's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Freedom.

The AnCap Pirate Utopia is ranked 225,497^th in the world and 8,526^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 42.01 Whatever.