Population | 5.006 billion |
Capital | Elios |
Leader | King Richard Isarti II |
Faith | Illuminatism |
Currency | Sca'ar |
Animal | Axolotl |
The Illuminated Kingdom of The Ambis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Richard Isarti II with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.006 billion Ambisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elios. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ambisian economy, worth 939 trillion Sca'ars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 187,658 Sca'ars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in The Ambis after the ban on emigration was lifted, and citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers. Crime is totally unknown. The Ambis's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Illuminatism.
The Ambis is ranked 167,183rd in the world and 110th in Thaecia for Most Stationary, with 109.86779079568 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Ambis's influence in Thaecia fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in The Ambis, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in The Ambis, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in The Ambis after the ban on emigration was lifted.
- : Following new legislation in The Ambis, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
- : Following new legislation in The Ambis, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
- : The Ambis lodged a message on the Thaecia Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The Ambis, King Richard Isarti II is rumored to have teleportation powers.
- : Following new legislation in The Ambis, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in The Ambis, the government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in The Ambis, retired racing Axolotls are served truffles for breakfast.