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Largest Black Market: 155thLargest Insurance Industry: 169thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 236th
The Rum and Sodomy Complex of
Father Knows Best State
Prepare to be impressed.
the First Sea Lord
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Admiralty

Population18.545 billion

CapitalRear Admiralty
Leaderthe First Sea Lord

AnimalCat o' nine tails

The Rum and Sodomy Complex of The Admiralty is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the First Sea Lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.545 billion Midshipmen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rear Admiralty. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Amidships economy, worth a remarkable 8,520 trillion Lashes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 459,446 Lashes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,970,318 per year while the poor average 68,574, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

The First Sea Lord is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, the news is showing footage of the First Sea Lord bullying an old man to the point of tears, and heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Admiralty's national animal is the Cat o' nine tails, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jingoism.

The Admiralty is ranked 483rd in the world and 1st in Equilism for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 31,911.3 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Black Market: 155thLargest Insurance Industry: 169thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 236thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 280thHighest Average Incomes: 410thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 445thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 483rdLargest Mining Sector: 483rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 486thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 516thHighest Economic Output: 593rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 625thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 634thMost Subsidized Industry: 909thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,212thMost Efficient Economies: 1,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,407thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,480thMost Stationary: 1,588thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,131stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,403rdLargest Governments: 2,723rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,197thMost Developed: 3,828thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,206thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,609thMost Influential: 4,867thSmartest Citizens: 4,906thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,972ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,279thMost Avoided: 5,357thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,553rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,893rdMost Cultured: 6,058thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,520thMost Devout: 6,759thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,105thLargest Populations: 7,537thHealthiest Citizens: 8,025thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,607thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,471stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,161st
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 5 » United American Peoples Republic, Degtyarev, Baron Bones, Isaris, and Pensee.

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