The Armed Republic of The 32 Counties is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Tiberius Septim with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.954 billion 32 Countiesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pale. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient 32 Countiesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,618 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 312,962 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown. The 32 Counties's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of the Supreme Being.

The 32 Counties is ranked 83,075^th in the world and 53^rd in The Internationale for Most Pacifist, with 85.45 cheeks turned per day.