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Most Secular: 5,595thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,541stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,646th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Truth Will Triumph
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.959 billion

CapitalNew Lulz City
LeaderSebero Sree II

CurrencyLollerian Rupees
AnimalBig Neck Bird

The Republic of ThatLollerGuy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sebero Sree II with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.959 billion Lollerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Lulz City. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The ThatLollerGuyian economy, worth 134 trillion Lollerian Rupeeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,847 Lollerian Rupeeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Sebero Sree II's eyes only', when conspiracy theorists talk about "government moles" they're referring to mysteriously mobile skin lesions, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime is totally unknown. ThatLollerGuy's national animal is the Big Neck Bird and its national religion is Atheism.

ThatLollerGuy is ranked 41,636th in the world and 22nd in Equilism for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 4,588.71 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Secular: 5,595thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,541stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,646thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,148thMost Average: 19,285th
Most Average: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

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