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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 96thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 236thLargest Mining Sector: 260th
The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hurting herbivores is wrong but hurting humans is right
That Vegan Dictator
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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That Vegan Dictator

Population6.689 billion

CapitalKaren Kadie City
LeaderThat Vegan Dictator
FaithDEAREST LEADERISM Veganism

CurrencyPlant
AnimalMartha the Pig and Mable the Pig

The Tyrannical Vegan Empire of That Vegan Dictator is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by That Vegan Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.689 billion slaves of the herbivores are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karen Kadie City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient That Vegan Dictatorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,969 trillion Plants a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 443,943 Plants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,092,158 per year while the poor average 4,842, a ratio of 845 to 1.

It is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. That Vegan Dictator's national animal is the Martha the Pig and Mable the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is DEAREST LEADERISM Veganism.

That Vegan Dictator is ranked 40,279th in the world and 26th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Stationary, with 1,123.98652370372 days.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 96thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 236thLargest Mining Sector: 260thLargest Insurance Industry: 295thMost Patriotic: 316thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 554thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 591stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 606thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 658thMost Conservative: 710thHighest Average Incomes: 745thMost Corrupt Governments: 757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 846thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 892ndLargest Retail Industry: 899thMost Valuable International Artwork: 941stFattest Citizens: 985thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,090thMost Avoided: 1,220thLargest Black Market: 1,784thMost Secular: 2,050thLowest Crime Rates: 2,465thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,577thMost Efficient Economies: 2,793rdTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,326thLargest Governments: 3,887thNudest: 4,473rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,234thHighest Economic Output: 7,386thRudest Citizens: 7,609thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,161stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,508thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,869thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,226thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,373rdMost Extreme: 24,907thMost Influential: 25,259th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
  • : That Vegan Dictator lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in That Vegan Dictator, everyone apparently sends That Vegan Dictator hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.

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