Population | 3.299 billion |
Capital | Tmeraivhknlosc |
Leader | Imperator Thanos the Bloodless |
Faith | The Avatar of Kronos |
Currency | Creditron |
Animal | Kraken |
The Thaindomsvkreig of Thanatos Vormir is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Thanos the Bloodless with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.299 billion Titans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tmeraivhknlosc. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Titan economy, worth 734 trillion Creditrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 222,629 Creditrons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,890,091 per year while the poor average 4,725, a ratio of 400 to 1.
Weather reports simply advise Titans to 'look outside', employers may fire workers without giving any reason, penniless buskers are singing for their supper, and the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thanatos Vormir's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Avatar of Kronos.
Thanatos Vormir is ranked 136,642nd in the world and 690th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,235.7 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, penniless buskers are singing for their supper.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, weather reports simply advise Titans to 'look outside'.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
- : Following new legislation in Thanatos Vormir, a massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Thanatos Vormir remains pure.