The Dominion of Tetsukaze Wukong is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Shogun Wukong with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.73 billion Immortals are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eternal Citadel. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Immortal economy, worth a remarkable 8,303 trillion Stars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 563,699 Stars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Tetsukaze Wukong Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tetsukaze Wukong's national animal is the Mortal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of WuKong.

Tetsukaze Wukong is ranked 36,741^st in the world and 612^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.13 law-abiding acts per hour.