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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 282ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 404thMost Ignorant Citizens: 570th
The ❀Holy Elitist Empire❀ of
Corporate Police State
制造恐惧使人民屈服
Empress Angelina Luz
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Terroristen

Population3.572 billion

CapitalPekin
LeaderEmpress Angelina Luz

Currencyterr
AnimalWolf and Blue Eagle

The ❀Holy Elitist Empire❀ of Terroristen is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Angelina Luz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.572 billion terroristens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pekin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.3%.

The frighteningly efficient terroristen economy, worth 636 trillion terrs a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 178,123 terrs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 991,388 per year while the poor average 16,010, a ratio of 61.9 to 1.

A degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Terroristen's national animal is the Wolf and Blue Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Terroristen is ranked 81,715th in the world and 36th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,936.68 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 282ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 404thMost Ignorant Citizens: 570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 713thMost Avoided: 1,327thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,034thMost Primitive: 2,362ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,376thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,723rdLargest Black Market: 3,637thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,711thNudest: 3,775thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,208thLargest Mining Sector: 8,470thHighest Average Incomes: 9,337thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,566thMost Secular: 14,053rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,336thMost Armed: 17,399thLargest Governments: 17,876thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,041stMost Influential: 19,762nd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do".
  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, cute fluffy little Empress Angelina Luzzes are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, billions of terrs are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Terroristen lodged a message on the Latinoamerica Libre Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, thousands of cute furry kittens are trampling everything in their path (Terroristen has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Terroristen, Empress Angelina Luz often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers.

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