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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 237thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 297th
The Teodorian Socialist Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Fight For The People!
Great Comrade Teo
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.834 billion

CapitalTeodoria City
LeaderGreat Comrade Teo
FaithState Atheism

CurrencyTeodorian Ron
AnimalTeodorian Bear

The Teodorian Socialist Republic of Teodorias is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Great Comrade Teo with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.834 billion Teodorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teodoria City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,405 trillion Teodorian Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 412,376 Teodorian Rons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Teodorian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 4,866th in the world and 271st in Balder for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 579,580 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 237thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 279thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 499thHighest Average Incomes: 691stMost Corrupt Governments: 723rdLargest Black Market: 801stLowest Crime Rates: 960thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,120thLargest Governments: 1,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,457thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,638thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,993rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,615thLargest Mining Sector: 3,004thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,365thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,566thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,698thSmartest Citizens: 4,495thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,614thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,866thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,037thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,024thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,355thMost Authoritarian: 6,370thHighest Economic Output: 6,584thMost Secular: 7,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,555thHealthiest Citizens: 9,428thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,666thMost Developed: 13,292ndMost Conservative: 16,470thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,663rdLargest Welfare Programs: 18,285thMost Extreme: 23,119thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,071st
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 112th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 120th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 160th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 161st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 217th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 232nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 240th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionMost Extreme: 266th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 268th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 271st in the regionMost Secular: 318th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 395th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 493rd in the regionMost Conservative: 579th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 585th in the regionMost Developed: 660th in the region

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