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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,055th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,549th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,689th
The Holy Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Need A Full Leader!Not One Like Me! Not Provisional!
Provisional Leader
Influence
Enforcer
WA Delegate / Gulag Supervisor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Teodorias

Population1.111 billion

CapitalAlmost-Rebuilded Onutgrad
LeaderProvisional Leader
FaithPreferably Teodoristic Atheism

CurrencyRed Ron
AnimalMutated Dog

The Holy Nation of Teodorias is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Provisional Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.111 billion Teodorian's are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almost-Rebuilded Onutgrad. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Teodorian economy, worth 193 trillion Red Rons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 174,316 Red Rons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The term "Native Teodorian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teodorias's national animal is the Mutated Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Preferably Teodoristic Atheism.

Teodorias is ranked 155,174th in the world and 228th in The Dictatorial Paradise for Most Cultured, scoring 54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,055thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,549thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,689thMost Devout: 3,276thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,382ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,620thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,869thLowest Crime Rates: 4,024thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,960thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,393rdLargest Governments: 5,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,127thMost Authoritarian: 6,981stMost Influential: 7,193rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8,465thMost Conservative: 9,725thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,933rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,111thMost Developed: 12,476thHealthiest Citizens: 12,887thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,124th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in Teodorias, the term "Native Teodorian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Teodorias lodged a message on the The Dictatorial Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Teodorias approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Prevention of Torture"".
  • : Teodorias approved the World Assembly proposal "International Education Standards".
  • : Teodorias approved the World Assembly proposal "Electric and Solar Cars".
  • : Teodorias approved the World Assembly proposal "international Ban of smoking".
  • : Teodorias lodged a message on the The Dictatorial Paradise Regional Message Board.

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