The 44 billion inhabitants of Teebeestroika is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 44.458 billion Teebeestroikans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teebeestroika City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Teebeestroikan economy, worth a remarkable 7,271 trillion triganic pus a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an impressive 163,559 triganic pus, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, gift baskets often contain working nukes, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system. Crime is all-pervasive. Teebeestroika's national animal is the left-handed haggis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leader-worship.

Teebeestroika is ranked 293,806^th in the world and 1^st in Teebeestroika for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.04 law-abiding acts per hour.