by Max Barry

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th
The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of
Corporate Police State
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population39.985 billion

LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak


The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Techno is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.985 billion NakNakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Technoan economy, worth an astonishing 31,227 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 780,970 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,698,321 per year while the poor average 15,541, a ratio of 431 to 1.

Phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, children usually cry on their first day of school, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Techno's national animal is the Nakster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Techno is ranked 64th in the world and 9th in Wysteria for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 32,414.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20thHighest Disposable Incomes: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 24thMost Avoided: 24thMost Efficient Economies: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42ndLargest Populations: 46thHighest Average Incomes: 50thLargest Gambling Industry: 50thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52ndLargest Mining Sector: 54thLargest Insurance Industry: 64thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 73rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rdFattest Citizens: 98thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 106thMost Armed: 143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 277thMost Secular: 336thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 365thLargest Agricultural Sector: 473rdSmartest Citizens: 474thLargest Retail Industry: 665thRudest Citizens: 754thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 773rdLargest Publishing Industry: 849thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 932ndLargest Governments: 1,257thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,549thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,527thNudest: 3,398thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,471stLargest Black Market: 6,138thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,523rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,466thMost Pro-Market: 19,881stMost Conservative: 21,408th
Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the region

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