Population | 7.679 billion |
Capital | Lennoxia |
Leader | Leo Valdez |
Faith | Leoism |
Currency | bolts |
Animal | Guard dogs |
The Itachi Slayer Of The Uchiha of Team Leo is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leo Valdez with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.679 billion Leoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lennoxia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Team Leoan economy, worth 751 trillion bolts a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 97,866 bolts, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.
Just as students finish their homework it's time for school, Leoism now admits men and women into its clergy, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, and citizens must pay to enjoy Team Leo's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Team Leo's national animal is the Guard dogs, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Leoism.
Team Leo is ranked 137,653rd in the world and 81st in Institute of Cellulose for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.04 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Team Leo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Team Leo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Team Leo, citizens must pay to enjoy Team Leo's pristine beaches.
- : Following new legislation in Team Leo, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
- : Following new legislation in Team Leo, Leoism now admits men and women into its clergy.
- : Following new legislation in Team Leo, just as students finish their homework it's time for school.
- : Following new legislation in Team Leo, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
- : Following new legislation in Team Leo, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
- : Team Leo lodged a message on the Institute of Cellulose Regional Message Board.
- : Team Leo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.