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Largest Publishing Industry: 200thMost Advanced Public Education: 367thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 394th
The Heroics of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Team Hawkeye

Population12.201 billion

CapitalKuraigana
LeaderKate
FaithMoravian

Currencycenz
Animalhawk

The Heroics of Team Hawkeye is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kate with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.201 billion Hawkeyes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuraigana. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Team Hawkeye economy, worth a remarkable 4,801 trillion cenzes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 393,563 cenzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime is totally unknown. Team Hawkeye's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Moravian.

Team Hawkeye is ranked 12,202nd in the world and 6th in Gypsy Lands for Most Stationary, with 2,051.80856878612 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 200thMost Advanced Public Education: 367thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 394thMost Inclusive: 515thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 614thMost Secular: 615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 769thHighest Poor Incomes: 780thMost Rebellious Youth: 787thHighest Food Quality: 804thNicest Citizens: 935thMost Compassionate Citizens: 954thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 958thMost Cultured: 1,048thRudest Citizens: 1,090thLargest Retail Industry: 1,149thHighest Average Incomes: 1,170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,181stSmartest Citizens: 1,323rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,332ndLargest Governments: 1,412thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,456thMost Pacifist: 1,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,629thLargest Black Market: 1,814thMost Efficient Economies: 1,878thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,459thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,819thTop
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Most Developed: 2,986thHighest Economic Output: 3,558thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,037thBest Weather: 6,221stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,511thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,571stMost Stationary: 12,202ndMost Influential: 12,492ndLargest Welfare Programs: 12,809thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,212thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,848thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,515th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.
  • : Team Hawkeye was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, life is somewhat repetitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.

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