Population | 12.201 billion |
Capital | Kuraigana |
Leader | Kate |
Faith | Moravian |
Currency | cenz |
Animal | hawk |
The Heroics of Team Hawkeye is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kate with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.201 billion Hawkeyes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuraigana. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Team Hawkeye economy, worth a remarkable 4,801 trillion cenzes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 393,563 cenzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's rare to find an unchewed pencil, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime is totally unknown. Team Hawkeye's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Moravian.
Team Hawkeye is ranked 12,202nd in the world and 6th in Gypsy Lands for Most Stationary, with 2,051.80856878612 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper.
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, life is somewhat repetitive.
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, the road to capitalism has proved an epic drama of adventure and exploration.
- : Team Hawkeye was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, life is somewhat repetitive.
- : Following new legislation in Team Hawkeye, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.