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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,018thMost Armed: 10,038thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,642nd
The Holy Empire of
Moralistic Democracy
Violet Vult!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Teaduwe

Population1.274 billion

Currencytea
Animalwolf

The Holy Empire of Teaduwe is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.274 billion Teaduweans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 27.7%.

The thriving Teaduwean economy, worth 98.7 trillion teas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,446 teas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and a major religion has been named as Teaduwe's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teaduwe's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Teaduwe is ranked 76,561st in the world and 3,214th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 18.5 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,018thMost Armed: 10,038thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 14,642ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,570thLargest Retail Industry: 19,069thMost Conservative: 23,720th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the regionMost Armed: 238th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 438th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 504th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 586th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Teaduwe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, a major religion has been named as Teaduwe's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Teaduwe, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.

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