The Queen's State of Taylor Abbott is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.501 billion Taylor Abbottians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The very strong Taylor Abbottian economy, worth 657 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 29,219 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,659 per year while the poor average 1,570, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Taylor Abbott's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Taylor Abbott is ranked 290,080^th in the world and 8^th in Honiara for Lowest Crime Rates, with 30.03 law-abiding acts per hour.