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Most Primitive: 40thMost Ignorant Citizens: 62ndMost Devout: 163rd
The Borderlands of
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Civil Rights
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Taurgur

Population16.925 billion

Capitalthe Heart of Taurgur
Leaderthe Presence of Taurgur
FaithSuicide by Dissapearance

Currencydeath
Animallost soul

The Borderlands of Taurgur is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Presence of Taurgur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.925 billion the Losts are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Environment, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Healthcare and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Heart of Taurgur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Taurgurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion deaths a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,116 deaths, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 442,660 per year while the poor average 21,558, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making the Losts any less frightened, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Taurgur's national animal is the lost soul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suicide by Dissapearance.

Taurgur is ranked 340,491st in the world and 331st in Forest for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -47.75 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Primitive: 40thMost Ignorant Citizens: 62ndMost Devout: 163rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 224thHighest Drug Use: 287thFattest Citizens: 351stMost Avoided: 466thMost Armed: 520thHighest Crime Rates: 525thMost Corrupt Governments: 782ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,915thBest Weather: 2,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,326thTop
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Nudest: 4,437thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,695thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,209thLargest Black Market: 9,177thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,476thMost Patriotic: 12,686thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,239thRudest Citizens: 13,452ndHighest Economic Output: 14,350thMost Authoritarian: 17,000thTop
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Most Stationary: 18,648thMost Influential: 19,399thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,668thLargest Populations: 25,035thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 34,067th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Conservative: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Taurgur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, hunters often become the hunted.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making the Losts any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, hospitals have unveiled new guidelines suggesting that latex gloves do not count as clothing.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, achieving blood purity involves a surprising amount of bloodshed.
  • : Taurgur was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, afternoon delight in care homes is restricted to a serving of spotted dick at 3pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Taurgur, school careers advisors often recommend jobs in telecommunications.

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