Population | 5.244 billion |
Capital | Aloria |
Leader | Attus Volla |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | Cards |
Animal | Sticky Snakes |
The Roll of Tape is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Attus Volla with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.244 billion Tapeians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare and Administration are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aloria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Tapeian economy, worth 971 trillion Cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 185,211 Cards, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,290,694 per year while the poor average 9,214, a ratio of 140 to 1.
The nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of The North Pacific, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tape's national animal is the Sticky Snakes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.
Tape is ranked 89,217th in the world and 1,306th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 508.94482705288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tape lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
- : Tape lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.