The Republic of Talysh-Mughan Republic is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 569 million Talyshes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lenkeran. The average income tax rate is 27.0%.

The Talysh-Mughan Republician economy, worth 30.4 trillion Talysh Lari ₼s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 53,439 Talysh Lari ₼s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, Talysh-Mughan Republic has designated Lenkeran as its capital city, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Talysh-Mughan Republic's national animal is the Asiatic Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Talysh-Mughan Republic is ranked 240,270^th in the world and 318^th in United Kingdom for Most Authoritarian, with 411.04 milliStalins.