The Principality of Tallinna is a huge, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 252 million Estonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.6%.

The thriving Tallinnan economy, worth 22.1 trillion Kroons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 87,735 Kroons, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Tallinna's national animal is the Estonian Double Headed Eagle.

Tallinna is ranked 173,195^th in the world and 3,498^th in The North Pacific for Most Pacifist, with 59.56 cheeks turned per day.