The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCLXII is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 1.918 billion Takkaviita CCLXIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The Takkaviita CCLXIIian economy, worth 89.2 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 46,491 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Takkaviita CCLXII's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Takkaviita CCLXII is ranked 206,643^rd in the world and 6^th in The Communist Pigs for Largest Black Market, with 420 billion Standard Monetary Units.