The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCCIII is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working population of 1.153 billion Takkaviita CCCIIIians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 14.9%.

The Takkaviita CCCIIIian economy, worth 55.4 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 48,064 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Takkaviita CCCIII's national animal is the swan.

Takkaviita CCCIII is ranked 195,654^th in the world and 1^st in Adairidae for Nudest, with 112.5 cheeks per square mile.