The Defence Militia of Takkaviita is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.666 billion Takkaviitans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.4%.

The Takkaviitan economy, worth 298 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,702 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Takkaviita's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Takkaviita is ranked 122,457^th in the world and 1,996^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,656.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.