The Democratic Federal Republic of Tajijstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Daniel Mikhalsen with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.183 billion Tajijstanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kranoyrsk. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tajijstani economy, worth 808 trillion Kristens a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,745 Kristens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Tajijstan to be bombproof, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime is totally unknown. Tajijstan's national animal is the Marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tajijstan is ranked 4,990^th in the world and 117^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 129.73 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.