Population | 6.681 billion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Python |
The Republic of Taffoisusn is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.681 billion Taffoisusnians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Taffoisusnian economy, worth 797 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,308 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taffoisusn's national animal is the Python, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Taffoisusn is ranked 102,718th in the world and 1,331st in Two for Most Stationary, with 414.06322111048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Taffoisusn, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in Taffoisusn, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
- : Following new legislation in Taffoisusn, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Taffoisusn, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much.
- : Taffoisusn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Taffoisusn, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
- : Following new legislation in Taffoisusn, Taffoisusnian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
- : Following new legislation in Taffoisusn, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
- : Following new legislation in Taffoisusn, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
- : Taffoisusn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.