The Tiny Tabby Tintinnabulations of Taboire is a massive, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, avant-garde cinema, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.408 billion Taboiri are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taboire. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Taboire economy, worth 129 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 92,241 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens wishing to be parents must undertake a series of gruelling tests to evaluate their capabilities, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Taboire lands, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taboire's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Taboire is ranked 283,840^th in the world and 20^th in Aessui for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.