Population | 1.423 billion |
Capital | Tabbathina |
Currency | Courjitzien |
Animal | Cat |
The Fluffiferous Floofiness of Tabbathina is a massive, genial nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, compulsory vegetarianism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.423 billion Tabbathinians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tabbathina. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Tabbathinian economy, worth 142 trillion Courjitziens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,419 Courjitziens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tabbathina's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tabbathina is ranked 27,091st in the world and 8th in Aessui for Largest Governments, scoring 27.93 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
- : Tabbathina was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Tabbathinian language.
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, re-education centers are being added to most prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, planespotters are emigrating in droves.
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
- : Following new legislation in Tabbathina, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.