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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,331stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,820th
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists
Criminals are fed to the Dragons
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Syplintus

Population16.101 billion

CapitalMahorela
LeaderZev
FaithZev

Currencymark
Animaldragon

The Empire of Syplintus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Zev with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed population of 16.101 billion Syplintins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mahorela. The average income tax rate is 59.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Syplintin economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,043 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

School uniforms are compulsory, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, foreign leaders are advising that Zev's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Syplintus's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zev.

Syplintus is ranked 12,809th in the world and 2nd in Anontia for Most Stationary, with 1,966.2371443852 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,716thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,331stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,820thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,771stRudest Citizens: 4,894thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,342ndFattest Citizens: 9,134thSmartest Citizens: 9,134thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,135thMost Cultured: 10,369thHighest Economic Output: 10,911thMost Stationary: 12,809thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,474thTop
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Most Influential: 16,473rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,561stMost Developed: 18,211thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,485thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,074thLargest Populations: 23,694thMost Patriotic: 23,757thMost Secular: 24,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,023rdHighest Average Incomes: 28,090th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, foreign leaders are advising that Zev's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, the government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health.
  • : Syplintus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Syplintus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays.
  • : Following new legislation in Syplintus, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.
  • : Syplintus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

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