The Federation of Syphano is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 448 million Syphanoans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The all-consuming Syphanoan economy, worth 42.0 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 93,841 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,217 per year while the poor average 25,619, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Syphano's national animal is the Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Syphano is ranked 14,258^th in the world and 259^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,551.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.