The People's Republic of Swoledonia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 355 million Swoledonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The strong Swoledonian economy, worth 19.4 trillion deadlifts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,521 deadlifts, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

There's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures, the government is spending millions to provide full health care for all citizens, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swoledonia's national animal is the Wild Barbelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swoledonia is ranked 228,831^st in the world and 9^th in The Anduavas for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 163.46 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.