The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 609 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Join Lily population. The hard-working, cynical population of 9.416 billion Join Lily are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The Join Lily economy, worth 464 trillion Join Lilies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 49,335 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 609's national animal is the Join Lily.

Switz got Lazy 609 is ranked 200,653^rd in the world and 2,720^th in Suspicious for Largest Governments, scoring 10.68 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.